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How to Speak to Someone From Cancerland

I’ve been listening to women from Cancerland bitch about how cruely they’ve been spoken to by people who have never been visited by The Guys In The White Van.¬† Well meaning folk who will say things like, “Wow, you look … Continue reading

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Laughing at Cancer till it Shuts The H3ll Up

Well, yesterday was my exchange surgery. For those of you without a time share in CancerLand, this is one of the 4354 steps needed to build new boobies. You see, when your breast surgeon scoops out all the Cancer-ness, sometimes … Continue reading

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I’ve got the markings, it’s GAME ON!

Tomorrow is game day! Hopefully this will be the last step in major surgeries designed to return my body to a pre-CancerLand state. I just came from my plastic surgeon’s office, where Dr. White marked up my chest like a … Continue reading

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