Monthly Archives: November 2011

When it Comes to Cancer, it’s Better to Get Pissed Off Than Pissed On

It is said that bad things happen in threes.  You know the game–a famous person dies, and sure enough, within a short period of time, two more famous people day.  I find it happens with disappointing situations, when it comes … Continue reading

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Earning my Nipples

I am experiencing some insomnia tonight.  It is 3:48 am, and I’ve been up since 2 am or so.  I probably should just pop a Xanax and get back to it, but I fell asleep at 7 pm or so, … Continue reading

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Laughing at Cancer till it Shuts The H3ll Up

Well, yesterday was my exchange surgery. For those of you without a time share in CancerLand, this is one of the 4354 steps needed to build new boobies. You see, when your breast surgeon scoops out all the Cancer-ness, sometimes … Continue reading

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I’ve got the markings, it’s GAME ON!

Tomorrow is game day! Hopefully this will be the last step in major surgeries designed to return my body to a pre-CancerLand state. I just came from my plastic surgeon’s office, where Dr. White marked up my chest like a … Continue reading

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Exercise Shmexercise

Today I went for my two-week follow up visit with my gynecological surgeon and all-around great physician, Dr. India.  Visits with Dr. India are always peppered with good-natured ribbing on her part regarding the uniqueness of my particular uterus.  She’s … Continue reading

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Alcohol, Exercise and Breast Cancer: Checking the Facts

The prestigious Journal of American Medical Association recently published an article linking even ‘light’ alcohol use to a ‘modest’ increase in Breast Cancer risk.  If you don’t have the time or inclination to read this well-written, well-documented study, you can … Continue reading

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Welcome to Movember! Testicles Rejoice!

In case you were feeling any post holiday blues with the passing of Pinktober, you stop it right now!  Here, under your very noses (well, for the guys, anyway!) is a reason to celebrate again!  Just when you thought you’d … Continue reading

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